Jack
Stout
JEMS Magazine
December 1983
I
must first confess that I have seen only one episode of ABC’s “
Public Expectations Do Matter
The private ALS providers,
particularly those dedicated to clinical excellence and high performance, faced
an uphill, practically vertical, public relations battle long before “
For
a long time, the general public, and therefore elected officials, thought very
little about the situation, since it was generally understood that the main
purpose of an ambulance is to provide a quick ride to the hospital. In that narrow context, the public was
willing to view the deadly performance of many private providers as zany
antics- kind of funny. The reputable private provider could try to distinguish
himself from the rest, but no one really cared.
By
the early 1970’s, the federal government was deciding to apply lessons learned
in
And
then came the really big blow. Jack Webb decided that the combination of
Johnny Gage and Julie London couldn’t miss.
The non-transporting fire department based ALS rescue service hit the TV
screen, and just about everybody in
Johnny
Gage did us all a tremendous service by teaching the public that a good
ambulance service does more than provide rapid transport. People learned more about what to expect from
an ambulance service system by watching Johnny Gage than as a result of all the
“consumer information and education” programs combined. But the unintentional and subtle message
included with that valuable lesson was that good ambulance services are run by
agencies of local government. Unintentional
or not, the private sector took another beating.
Sometime
later, the Department of Transportation did its own study of ambulance services
and tentatively concluded that, while fire department based systems might be
okay, a third city department might be even better. So in the minds of a great many Americans,
particularly those elected to local public office, the only decision left was
whether to put it in the fire department or to create a third emergency
department of local government. I know because I spent almost a decade of my
life trying to convince these same local officials that, under a restructured
competitive opportunity, the private sector could deliver the good and do it
more effectively than anyone else.
The
private sector of the ambulance industry did plenty on its own to destroy
public confidence in both the motivation and capability of private ambulance
providers. To survive the last decade,
the reputable private ALS provider had to hold off the cream-skimmers, avoid
anti-trust difficulties, somehow distinguish his operation from the rest of the
industry, and roll with the punches unintentionally delivered by the
entertainment media. If it hadn’t been
for Howard Jarvis, (Proposition 13) and the recession, it could have been
curtains for the surviving private ALS providers.
Sharing the Public Relations Nightmare
Probably
the one really nice things about ABC’s new “
Lesson 1: What’s a
In
opening scenes, the medical director escorts the world’s most ignorant
architect through the center and explains that patients with non
life-threatening conditions go to emergency rooms, while patients with more
serious problems go to the trauma center.
Now I know it’s hard to explain bona fide triage to the general viewing
audience, but I couldn’t help wondering about all those board certified emergentologists who work in emergency departments which
were not blessed with trauma center designation. Imagine trying to explain to your
eight-year-old daughter who has just seen “
Lesson 2: When It’s
Serious, Send a Helicopter
Some
guy is fooling around with poisonous snakes, gets bit in what is obviously an
inner-city urban setting. Somehow the
trauma center gets the call. It’s not
explained how the trauma center got the call, but we can only imagine that
someone dialed 911, and that some diagnosis-specific dispatch protocol
indicates that if it’s a deadly poisonous snake bite, you dispatch the trauma
center- not the fire department’s first responders and not the local ambulance
system. In fact, throughout the entire
program, there is no evidence that there is a local ambulance system or that
one is ever needed. Talking it over at
the trauma center, it’s pretty serious stuff, and therefore doctors in a
helicopter must go-not paramedics.
Apparently there’s isn’t much a paramedic can do in such a situation. We
have already learned that trauma centers handle all the life-threatening
emergencies and now we are learning that if it’s really serious, such as an
unknown snake bite, send a doctor…in a helicopter.
Lesson 3: Paramedics Make Good Snake
Catchers
When
the helicopter arrives at the scene of the snake bite, there is an ambulance of
unknown origin parked outside, but when the physicians arrive at the site of
the patient, the only folks on the scene are police officers. No EMTs or paramedics. I still wonder who
drove the ambulance that was parked outside, and why weren’t they attending the
patient? Maybe the police relieved them
so they could grab a burger.
Anyway,
after the patient was hustled back to the hospital, the two paramedics on duty
are told that a snake was still missing, and maybe they should go help the police
hunt it down. While the paramedics were
clearly unqualified to handle a patient in such a serious condition, they were
sent to work standby and to assist the police in capturing the missing snake. Naturally, about 100 policemen couldn’t find
the snake, but the two paramedics could, and by ripping off the plexiglass
cover from a game machine, Lou Ferrigno (the big paramedic) captured the snake.
It
was mildly interesting to note that the patient was treated with a special anti-venom, selected, after the snake was
identified. One wonders how this treatment would have been different had the
patient been inadvertently delivered to an “ordinary” emergency department.
Lesson 4: It’s Serious, Send a Doctor
We
have already learned that doctors and helicopters – not paramedics- are
necessary to save some kinds of patients.
Next we see a male nursing student, also a part-time male stripper, take
a close-range bullet in the chest. Again, by way of some exotic but unknown
system of telephone access and triaged dispatching, the trauma center is
alerted. This time the helicopter isn’t
necessary, so the two paramedics and the van-type ambulance are sent. But wait! This, too, is a pretty serious
case, so a doctor accompanies the paramedics.
Apparently, paramedics can handle snakes but not critically hurt
patients, at least not all by themselves.
The
two paramedics and the doctor arrive on the scene. The doctor-not the paramedics- accesses the
patient, and the doctor orders the application of a MAST suit. There is nothing to indicate that either
paramedic had a inkling that a MAST suit might be in
order, so I guess it was a good thing the doctor was there. So far, we have learned that paramedics can
catch snakes, and put some kind of special clothing on a patient if a doctor
says so. We aren’t told what a MAST suit
is or what it’s for, although later we will learn all about a McSwain Dart.
Lesson 5: If It’s a Plane
Wreck, Send a Doctor
While
the doctor was telling the paramedics how to handle a gun shot wound, the
helicopter was flying over to the repair shop to have its radio fixed. Enroute, the helicopter spots a twin-engine
private plane in trouble, and directs the pilot to an open field about a mile
away. Now pay attention. This is the most amazing
This
very same ambulance dispatched from a urban trauma center somehow travels
through the city, to the outskirts of town, across a dirt road and though an
open field, and manages to arrive at the scene of the crash before the pilot
can crawl out of the plane. That’s what
I meant earlier when I suggested that perhaps no other ambulance system is
necessary in a community whose trauma center has one helicopter and one
ambulance.
Lesson 6: Always Have One Big Paramedic And One Little Paramedic
When
we first developed system status management, we went to some pretty complicated
lengths to develop really flexible staffing patterns and shift schedules. But I guess we blew it, because we completely
overlooked the most obvious staffing requirements-one big paramedic and one
little paramedic.
When
the two paramedics and the doctor got to the scene of the airplane crash, the pilot’s
wife was trapped in the wreckage and experiencing tension pneumothorax. They don’t actually tell
you that it’s tension pneumothorax, but you learn that a rib had punctured the
lung and that the chest cavity is filling with air making it impossible for the
victim to breathe. Now, here comes the
big/little paramedic staffing plan. They
can’t get the patient out of the plane, and the doctor is a medium-sized
doctor. Luckily, one of the paramedics
is a little paramedic, and so is able to crawl into the wreckage to be the eyes
and hands of the physician performing the patient assessment. Under the direct on-site supervision of the
physician, the little paramedic feels around, listens to some breath sounds,
and conveys what he has learned to the doctor.
The doctor explains the meaning of these signs and symptoms to the
paramedic who is obviously qualified to feel around and listen, but not
qualified to interpret what he has discovered.
But thank God he’s little.
A
little later, fuel was about to ignite, and so it is necessary to pick up the
fuselage of the plane and hold it so the victim can be removed. Again, the big/little staffing plan comes
into play as paramedic Lou Ferrigno (formerly the Hulk) holds the entire fuselage in the air
long enough for the victim and the little paramedic to escape. Notice the capital equipment cost savings of
such a system. No expensive jaws-of-life, no complicated cutting tools, and
expensive air bags for lifting heavy objects.
Just one little paramedic and one big paramedic. That probably explains how they could perform
all-out ALS out of a Type II van.
Lesson 7: What’s a McSwain Dart
For
some reason, it wasn’t necessary to explain to millions of viewers what MAST
pants are or what they do. Probably an oversight.
But the mistake was only made once, since when the little paramedic
learned that air in the chest cavity was making the victim’s breathing
impossible, the doctor asked the paramedic if he knew what the “McSwain Dart”
was. I think the paramedic had heard of
such a device, but just to be certain, the doctor explained the dart and its
function to the paramedic who, being little, was able to find the spot and
insert the dart as per the doctor’s instructions. I wondered if the paramedic really knew what
the dart was for, because when the dart went in, the paramedic asked the doctor
if it was good that a big puff of air came out upon insertion. But even if the
paramedic was unclear as to the purpose of a McSwain Dart, millions of
Americans watching the show do understand.
And they understand correctly, because Dr. Norman McSwain himself as one
of the four medical advisors listed in the credits.
Lesson 8: Paramedics are Egomaniacs
Throughout
the entire program, the writers maintained a little separate running plot. One of the paramedics, the little one, had a
high school reunion coming up, and was embarrassed to attend, since most of his
classmates were successful doctors, lawyers, architects, and he was just a
paramedic.
This
was a problem throughout the show, and nearly created a crisis when the little
paramedic announced his intention to go to work in a relative’s auto parts
store. I wondered if the little
paramedic thought there was more prestige in becoming an owner of an auto parts
store than being a paramedic.
Fortunately,
the problem was resolved at the end of the show when the little paramedic’s
picture appeared in the local paper along with an article declaring him a hero
for his role in the aircraft rescue event.
Dressed in his three-piece suit and ready to leave for the reunion, the
little paramedic stopped by the hospital to pick up his date. One of the doctor’s
handed him a copy of the newspaper article with his picture, suggesting that he
might enjoy showing it off at the reunion.
Not necessary, in this case. The
little paramedic had his pockets stuffed full of xerox copies of the article,
and announced his intentions to pass them out en masse. And to top things off,
the elevator door opened to reveal the little paramedic’s incredibly beautiful
and voluptuous date.
We
have learned that while paramedics can perhaps not be trusted to handle really
serious cases alone, they do catch snakes, little ones can get into small
spaces, and big ones can lift airplanes and tear off plexiglass pieces for
snake-catching purposes. These are handy
features indeed. But we also learned
that paramedic career crisis can be cured with a picture in the newspaper and a
gorgeous blonde to show off. Paramedics
are simple folks at that.
The Ultimate System
As
I watched the show, it looked to me as though professional paramedics took the
worst image beating, followed closely by non-trauma center emergency
departments. But sometimes the most
subtle messages are the most powerful.
In this case, I am absolutely certain that I will spend much of my time
over the next few years explaining to elected officials why one ambulance and
one helicopter, one little paramedic and one big paramedic, and some doctors to
handle the serious cases doesn’t constitute the ultimate system.
Maybe
the “
In
the single episode I happened to see, the only in-hospital acute care dealt
with at all had to do with identifying the snake. Absolutely every other clinical event
involved trauma center physicians being rushed out of the trauma center by way
of helicopter and instant-response ambulance to instruct paramedics in the
obvious.
Perhaps
the writers can’t figure out how to make what actually happens in a real trauma
center seem dramatic enough. And maybe
it’s unreasonable or at least unrealistic, to hope that the program could run
interference for those folks who have struggled and continued to struggle for
the true regionalization of critical trauma care.
Instead
of teaching the public that trauma centers handle life-threatening conditions
while regular emergency departments handle less serious cases, would it really
be any more difficult to show that the acute care of the critical trauma
patient presents different problems than the acute care of equally critical but
non-trauma patients, such as snake bite victims? Instead of teaching the public that
paramedics need at-scene physician leadership when the case is serious, would
it really be that much harder to show the value of a high-performance
prehospital care system and its true relationship to trauma center work? And what about those states where the
bureaucrats have folded under the pressure of medical politics, and have
allowed practically every hospital that applied to receive trauma center
designation? Would it really be that
difficult to show the public that proper care of the critical trauma patient is
more team-performance sensitive than the care of other kinds of critical cases,
and that trauma care must be somewhat centralized in order to give any
institution a sufficient volume of critical trauma patients to evolve a precision
team performance under pressure?
One
might argue that such messages are too complicated and too technical for consideration
as underlying messages in an entertainment program. But if its not too
difficult to work into the script a fairly complete and accurate discussion of
the use and function of a McSwain Dart, then its not to difficult to deal more
responsibly with the really difficult and complex organizational issues.
Like
I said, practically everyone took an image beating in that episode of “
With
a few simple changes in the basic format, the program could have been helpful
rather than misleading. And none of these format changes would have prevented
the writers from continuing to demonstrate instantaneous response times, the
value of the big/little paramedic staffing plan, the snake catching prowess of
medics, or the constant need for at-scene physician supervision of prehospital
care. These idiotic messages could have
been retained, for whatever reason, even in the context of a more realistic
structural format. I guess you can’t win
them all, but at least this time the private ALS provider can enjoy the company
of nearly everyone else working in this industry as we all take another subtle
and unintentional image beating.